Michael: Wow. This movie was seriously boring. I know, it's supposed to be really good or something. But forty minutes in, Jennifer and I stopped the DVD because we had no idea what was going on. I'm sure if we'd kept going we would have found it really moving or intellectual or blah blah blah. But seriously, I don't have time to waste on stupidity. I was very disappointed.
Rainy: Michael doesn't know what he's talking about! This was an excellent movie! There was just enough action to make things interesting, but not too much that I couldn't follow it. Also, there are several dogs, and at least one cat. I was very disappointed when Michael stopped the DVD. Apparently *I* have no say in what movies we watch. I must say that I very much enjoyed Natalie Portman's performance.
Michael: What do you mean you enjoyed her performance. You spent the majority of her screen time attacking the television.
Rainy: That's the mark of a good performance!
Michael: Whatever. I give it 1 out of 5 stars.
Rainy: I give it 3 out of 5 stars, because it was good, but frankly there weren't enough cats.