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Michael's Movie Minute

Introducing Michael's Movie Minute!

I will be providing movie reviews for those interested. They will consist of about a minutes worth of material, and will rate movies based on a five star scale. If you would like your movie reviewed, you can send your movie to me, or alternatively, not send it to me. It doesn't matter. For a minimal fee, I will provide fantastic reviews of your movie, even if it's terrible. Here's some examples of my fantastic prose:

"A historic masterpiece! _________ is the must-see movie of the year!"

"**** (4 stars)! John Travolta delivers his best performance yet!"

"Action-packed! A thrill-a-minute adventure for the whole family!"

"I haven't laughed this hard since (Pick One: Meet the Parents / Scary Movie / The 40 Year Old Virgin / Schindler's List)"

"Johnny Knoxville delivers another Oscar-worthy performance."

Sound good? Let me know.

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