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April 08, 2005
Shoreline: The Smelliest School Around
After my third quarter at Shoreline, I think I can safely say that Shoreline is the smelliest school in the country. Don't believe it? Go to the library and sit on the computers. Wait a few moments. Someone smelly is bound to sit next to you. I've had to leave the library on many occasions just so I wouldn't get sick. Not convinced? Come sit in on my Chemistry lecture. The Chemistry lab stinks too from the chemicals, but that smells like fresh cut roses compared to the people in the lecture. I actually didn't know how I was going to survive lecture today because I couldn't stop from gagging. The stink actually burned my eyes at one point. I was surrounded from left to right and didn't know if I would make it. I considered moving, but how do you move without drawing attention to yourself, or offending those around you, and I couldn't be sure I wouldn't move to an even more offensive location (although that might not have been possible).
This isn't just an isolated incident. Last quarter in Spanish someone smelled like rotting eggs. In my math class, the guy who sat next to me would show up with peculiar odors. He also once wrote notes on his arm in pen and came to school a few days later, the notes completely intact, indicating that he had not showered. How you can leave the house like that, I'll never know.
Then there is the cafeteria, which is a combination of too many stinky students in one building, and the disgusting stench of what they peddle as food. I'm sorry, but the menu is horrid at Shoreline. Weird Asian food that's been sitting around for what looks like weeks and a few deep fried, greasy, limp selections are what make up the hot food choices. Overpriced junk food and weird imported snacks are your choices if you don't want to eat something that looks like it was cooked a couple days ago. They also have stale bagels, doughnuts, and muffins, most of the stuff purchased from Costco in bulk, and sold to you at four times the price.
The worst part about the people is they don't smell of overpowering perfume or anything. They actually smell FOUL, like their hygiene is horrid, or they sweat out something that smells that a skunk would produce. When I volunteered at the hospital, I was used to being around sweaty women, who had just delivered a baby, and hadn't showered in a few days. They didn't smell at all pleasant. But even that doesn't compare to some of the people I've run across at school.
I could start by avoiding the smelly areas of campus and the pungent people, but that would require me staying at home since they are practically everywhere. I tried keeping my distance from everyone else, but that isn't always possible in lecture, and sometimes it doesn't matter how far away from the people you are. I've tried putting hand lotion on myself in hopes that that smell will overpower the other's stench, but that also failed. So now when I go to lecture in Chemistry, I'll hope for a few things: 1) The most offending of the people do not show up. 2) The smelly people decide to sit far away from me. 3) They realize they stink and decide to shower, wash their clothes, and use deodorant before attending class. Any of those would be perfectly fine with me, although number three would be ideal for everyone involved.
Honestly, it's not that hard. Take a ten minute shower. Put on clean clothes. Use some deodorant. ANY deodorant. Avoid rolling around in trash, manure, the cat box, or with skunks (although in a few of the cases I've come across, those things might actually IMPROVE their smell). Just don't show up to class and sit by me STINKING! Please!
Posted by December at April 8, 2005 10:40 PM
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