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January 27, 2005

About A Boy

One day, a teenager was standing in the milk aisle at QFC. He seemed confused, unable to decide what kind of milk he should buy. For years, his parents had purchased his milk. Now he was baffled by all the choices. "What should I get?" he thought to himself. "1%, 2%, Homogenized? Isn't that illegal in this state?"

Along came Michael and Jennifer, out purchasing dinner (for their cats.) "We need some milk," Jennifer exclaimed. "Let's get our favorite!" Michael cried! Michael had been placed on an extreme diet by his doctor, in which all things yummy had been banned. Jennifer and Michael had been drinking skim milk for months now. "Get the Fat-Free Milk," Michael shouted. "It's the best!" Jennifer proclaimed!

Confused, the teenager also picked up the fat free milk, perhaps believing it too was the best.

Boy, will he be sorely disappointed.

Posted by March at January 27, 2005 07:16 PM

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