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November 06, 2004

Moving to Canada?

Turtle is offering you and your possessions free transportation. Come on! Go through with it!

Meanwhile, some willing Canadians are interested in your hand in marriage. Let's take a look at some of them.

I*heart*trees1985
Age: 21
Hot for
: vegan potlucks, mother earth (gaia), feminist collectives.
Why to get to know me: I don’t shave my legs.

RockinInThaFreeWorld
Age: 31
Political Orientation
: Green like my weed
Looking For: someone who flosses and recycles.
hot4classwar
Age: 26
Political Orientation
: autonomous anarchist
Why to get to know me: Together, we will work together to prepare the seeds of the revolution seizing the means of production from the corporate elite.

Wow! I'm headed to B.C. right now to marry I*heart*trees right now. I hope she doesn't mind my other wife.

Posted by March at November 6, 2004 11:51 AM

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