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Tom Cruise Tells Katie to Get in Shape

Apparently mystified by Katie Holmes inability to magically look like she did pre-pregnancy, Tom Cruise has signed her up for something called "Buff Brides" in order to get her in shape for their upcoming wedding.

According to Buff Brides' Sue Fleming:

"Katie can and will do it... She has great motivation. She loves her fiance and was proud that Tom oversaw this programme. He told her he wanted her to be the most beautiful bride ever. She was in tears when he said that."

Yeah, I bet she was in tears. Then she probably slapped him and told him she never wanted to see him again. Then there was some interaction with a cattle prod. Your guess is as good as mine.

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