Assuming the next President is a Republican, the left will no longer have their usual anti-Bush slogans to throw around. One favorite is replacing the "s" in "Bush" with a swastika. The left also likes to compare Bush to a monkey, or call him "Shrub." The examples are numerous. But once Bush leaves office, who are they going to have to direct their hate at? No more Bush=Hitler. No more conspiracies about Halliburton. I'm afraid some of these people just might consider suicide.
So as a public service to the left, we've come up with some handy hate slogans to use against the next President, whoever he or she may be.
Bush does kind of look like a monkey, by the way. Regardless, here's some things for you to plaster to some signs and protest with.
For President Condoleezza Rice:
Probably you should stick with Aunt Jemima because the other ones are pretty hard to spell.
For President Rudolph Guiliani:
Really this one was too easy.
For President John McCain:
I'm disappointed in myself for not coming up with something better.
For President Newt Gingrich:
Do you really need to change it?
For President Sam Brownback
Get it? Like he's gay. And if there's anything worse than a gay person, it's a gay Republican.
For President George Pataki
You could just pretend George Bush is still President, so you can keep the passionate fire of hate burning deep inside you.
That's all I got. Maybe the left will get lucky and Jeb Bush will win. Of course, a Democrat could win... but not until they get their act together and start acting like fringe lunatics. Buh bye!